MatthewJacob

some of my favorite quotes of the weekend. In no particular order, but they will be compressed to a top 10. Let me know what you would put on the top.

I am starving - want to split a tic tac?
She is all in your book.
My day was going good until i got mauled by a jaguar.
Everyone is trying to get his pot of gold.
I amonly waiting for last 2 kids to graduate college before i die - matt you better hurry up.

Stop it baby.
He has great gaydar he just doesn't care
If i am going to have a "I hate Tonya" party i am going to be a bitch.
Remember we we were friends?
You know what would be fun - if we light that book on fire.
Your brother is crazy.


I wish we could just beam down for barbecue.
No more comments from back seat - I can get in the front if you would like.
I thought he was just artistic - talking about a heroin addict
I am playin that game until i am 80.
The trifecta effect.
This city is full of pot smoking pirate hippies.

I am like a raccoon.
You just stuff that bun full of wieners.
Bitch i will Trojan your ass - I dont think that is the first time he has said that
Drunk on antidepressants.
If I wasn't so god damn lazy I would be in jail by now.
Wait until you have a conversation with a homeless person.

I used to raise bluejays.
I am not calling no fucking wizard
I have had 2 gypsy encounters in one week, something has to change.
I am going to stop saying fuck and just F instead - its so much more fun to say FFFFFFFFFFFF you when you are drunk

my life is in shambles 2 gypses and a god damn goddess
I was worried about my hair for a min, then I remembered what matthew looked like.
I was hopping I could punch the shit out of her & we could get married.